Eyebrow Cliffhanger

More to come

Dear Readers and Friends,

Life continues to entertain. I have been accused of being too sensitive and yet, when I am looking for the funny, being sensitive is a superpower! When everything pisses me off, overjoys me, or feels like a feeling to be reckoned with, it is easy to come up with new material. So, phew. Feelings are not being wasted. They are being repurposed and recycled. My feelings are environmentally sensitive. They will save the planet! Greta Thunberg would be proud.

Anyway, today I will be sharing a piece I wrote on getting my eyebrows waxed. It will change your life. I promise. I can’t say how it will change your life or even if you’re looking to change your life, so read it cautiously. Or maybe it won’t do anything to your life. Maybe this piece will just make you look away from your navel and up at your eyebrows. Contemplating upward, whoda thunk?

Enjoy the piece that is following this newsletter. I should warn you that I have a doctor’s appointment later, so that’s a little cliffhanger about tomorrow’s newsletter.

Stay healthy. Don’t cough on people. Enjoy your day,