Republican Cannibals Pull Up a Chair

I'm not! You are!

Dear Readers and Friends,

Hello and happy Thursday! Yes, congratulate me. I finally know what day it is! The sky is clear, the sun is bright, and if someone asks me what day it is, I can honestly answer Thursday. God, I hope it’s Thursday.

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about the Republicans lately. Isn’t it funny that they accuse Democrats of being cannibals? When they are so clearly eating their young, their old, and their most conservative? I mean, it’s whack, right?

I don’t even like Liz Cheney or Mitt Romney, but they’re the first and second course of the Republican Michelin dinner, so how can I refuse? I mean that Mitt has thousands of grandchildren; he must be delicious. And Liz Cheney, I have no idea if she is as delicious as Mitt, but I like the spices she’s using right now, so maybe?

Anyway, clearly, it’s the Repubs who are cannibals, not the Dems. So, if you bump into a Trump Republican or a QAnon loon any time soon, and you’re discussing cannibalism, you can say this.

“I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.” I wonder who they’re serving for the third course. I’m gonna get my bib.

(incoming story based on this COMING SOON)

Be well and don’t eat your friends, not with a knife and fork at least,

Amy