Self-Bagging Areas are a little window to hell

Become a farmer

Dear Friends and Readers,

My friends told me about a self-bagging experience at the grocery store that inspired this tale. If you’ve read Samuel Coleridge's Ancient Mariner, you know how some people are fated to tell a story over and over again, to sort of repent and warn. I wrote this tale with the Ancient Mariner in mind. I got nothing funny for my letter today. I’m going outside. It’s beautiful out. Also, the story I wrote today is on its way.

Be well,