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Render me unrecognizable and send me home

Jul 22

DM me if you need a therapist

Jul 20

Married women don’t travel alone

Jul 13

What was that bump?

Jul 12

When you die, your shit floats behind you

Jul 7

It don’t make no sense, man

Jul 3

Spatulas, frosting, and chatty radiologists go to town on my boobs

Jul 1

If you spend more, you will have less

Jun 30

Hunter returns booty

Jun 24

It beats being a bummer

Jun 24

Whatever happened to "Children starving in Africa?"

Jun 17

Not delicious, said the whale

Jun 15

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